May 2013
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
pizza:
your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
Why I use social networks
sodamnrelatable:
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time...
kians-redball:
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
laugh-addict:
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
color-d:
I think love is when someone has messy hair, untidy clothes, and unmatched shoelaces, and you still feel like they are beautiful, that they are perfect. Because you see past all of their flaws, all of the things that others judge and discriminate. You see them for who they are, and yet you still accept them. I think that’s true love.
hownowbrownseacow:
rosiebeck:
nxv:
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air I...
graffeti:
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.
lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
